Hulk… make me a sandwich.
tiny midget wizards
...because everyone knows they're what make technology work.
“I love all sports. Athletic competition of every type and size and description enthralls and delights me. Except tennis, which is dullsville.”
— The Last Testament: A Memoir by God (via Bullseye)
Tonight, tonight, who cares who hosts ‘Tonight?
“Yeah, of course gay men and women can get married. Who gives a shit?”
—
Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’
via The Onion
